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Buenos Dias From Mexico
Woke up this morning and there was no water in the house. My room mate mentioned that the valve to the downstairs bathroom toilet had been shut off so after testing all of the other taps in the house (kitchen etc.) we turned on the valve to that toilet and wouldn’t...
Am I Dreaming?
My bladder always wakes me up at 4am. This morning when I woke up for the first 5 seconds, I didn’t know where I was. One more second to realize I was not at home and another full second to realize that I wasn’t even in the same country. I heard a dog barking outside...
On The Street Where You Live
We’ve had an awful lot of rain lately. Our neighbour, Mike, woke us up at 4:30 this morning to let us know that water was flooding into our crawl space. He’s the last cottage on the lane and we’re the second last cottage. He said he was woken by the sound of water...
Welcome, Mr. President
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Early Christmas Present!
Look what I found when I went out to the coop this morning: Here it is in a cereal bowl next to a store-bought large egg to give you the scale:
Don’t Make Me Keep My Bra On
Let me tell ya, the first thing I do when I get home is pop that bra strap and free the hostages. I get out of my work clothes and basically put my pajamas on. All my close friends and family know that they are welcome to drop by anytime but don’t expect me to be...