by bZar | Dec 17, 2008 | Humour
Let me tell ya, the first thing I do when I get home is pop that bra strap and free the hostages. I get out of my work clothes and basically put my pajamas on. All my close friends and family know that they are welcome to drop by anytime but don’t expect me to be...
by bZar | Mar 16, 2008 | Humour
I miss SCTV. I loved Andrea Martin’s characters: Edith Prickly, Edna Boil, Pirini Scleroso and her impressions of Barbra Streisand, Connie Francis and Bernadette Peters. I think Ms Martin is brilliant and was delighted to see her in the film My Big Fat Greek...
by bZar | Feb 19, 2008 | Humour
Canadians sure do like to poke fun at the American...
by bZar | Nov 15, 2007 | Humour
Tired of a political party who simply promises a chicken in every pot? Well how about a party that promises pot and weekly orgasms for all? Yep, Canada’s Rhinoceros party is back. Party president Francois Gourd says, “We are a Marxist-Lennonist party – based on the...
by bZar | Sep 21, 2007 | Humour
I hate shopping for jeans. After shopping for shoes, shopping for jeans will get me depressed every time. I’ve got a small waist and a bit of a booty so that makes it really hard to find jeans that fit well. When I find something that fits well around my hips and bum,...
by bZar | Aug 20, 2007 | Humour
Many Canadians can’t start their day without their Tim Horton’s coffee. Travel to just about any town in Canada and you’ll find locals chewing the fat and sipping on a double-double or line-ups at the drive-through. To be honest, Tim’s doesn’t have the best...
